Stories X - Lecture

The people who created pussy.

Seven wise men with

knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their

design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a

carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and

chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave

it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was

McGee,

he touched it and

blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked

it, and called it a cunt.



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