Stories X - Lecture

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Bill worked in a

pickle factory.

He had been

employed there

for a number of

years when he

came home one

day

to confess to his

wife that he had

a terrible

compulsion.

He had an urge

to stick his penis

into the pickle

slicer.

His wife

suggested that

he should see a

sex therapist to

talk about it, but

Bill said he

would be too

embarrassed. He

vowed to

overcome the

compulsion on

his own.

One day a few

weeks later, Bill

came home and

his wife co uld

see at once that

something was

seriously wrong.

'What's wrong,

Bill?' she asked.

'Do you

remember that I

told you how I

had this

tremendous

urge to put my

penis into the

pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you

didn't' she

exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he

replied.

'My God, Bill,

what20

happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean,

what happened

with the pickle

slicer?'

'Oh...she got

fired too.'

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