Stories X - Lecture

A Greek and Italian were arguing

over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the

Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian

replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks

gave birth to advanced

mathematics" The Italian, nodding agreement,

says, "But we built the Roman

Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek

comes up with what he thinks will

end the discussion. With a flourish

of finality he says, "We invented

sex!" The Italian after a few moments replies, "That is true, but

it was the Italians who introduced it

to women."



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A Greek and Italian were arguing

over who had the superior culture.

The Greek says, "We have the

Parthenon." Arching his eyebrows, the Italian

replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks

gave birth to advanced

mathematics" The Italian, nodding agreement,

says, "But we built the Roman

Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek

comes up with what he thinks will

end the discussion. With a flourish

of finality he says, "We invented

sex!" The Italian after a few moments replies, "That is true, but

it was the Italians who introduced it

to women."



Please rate this text: