Stories X - Lecture

Kwickies.

I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door.They asked me what Iwould like for my birthday.

I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them, but I

think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna WATCH.

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Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub tummy and say "congratulations."

But none of them rub your cock and say "well done"?

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Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop,

and all Iasked was "How are you getting on?"

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Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to

spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!

Personally I think its BOLLOCKS.

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