Stories X - Lecture

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Hairy palms, not cluster bombs

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War's not kind, beat yourself blind

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Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

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Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

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Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

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War is shit, rub your clit

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Side with France, reach down your pants

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Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

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War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

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War's for squares, play downstairs

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Stop war now, milk your cow

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When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.

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Down with war, stroke some more

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War is cruel - flog your mule

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Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

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War is heinous, thumb your anus

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You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

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War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

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War is wrong, whack your schlong.

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I'm going blind for Mankind

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War is silly, whack your willy

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Think globally, whack locally

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(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)



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Hairy palms, not cluster bombs

*

War's not kind, beat yourself blind

*

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

*

Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

*

Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

*

War is shit, rub your clit

*

Side with France, reach down your pants

*

Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

*

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

*

War's for squares, play downstairs

*

Stop war now, milk your cow

*

When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.

*

Down with war, stroke some more

*

War is cruel - flog your mule

*

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

*

War is heinous, thumb your anus

*

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

*

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

*

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

*

I'm going blind for Mankind

*

War is silly, whack your willy

*

Think globally, whack locally

*

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)



Please rate this text: